Posted Jul 18th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- that popular online game the whole dysfunctional family can enjoy! Last week, of course, we traveled to Gotham City and asked you fine, dark captioners to give us your best stuff for a photo from this summer's biggest film,
The Dark Knight. Needless to say, you certainly lived up to your end of the bargain -- we received a ginormous amount of entries, and it definitely took some time to pick our three winners. Congrats to you; Gotham is safe once again ... for now.
1. "Hmm ... no, the Joker hasn't accepted my friend request on Facebook either."
Jeremy C.2. Really, Lucious? You can build a car that can practically fly, but you have to call me to get your iTunes off shuffle?
Justin B.3. "Maybe placing an ad on Craigslist for a 'Boy Wonder' wasn't such a good idea." --
Robert L.See full image and all captions
This week we're psyching ourselves up for what looks to be another hysterical comedy from the team behind
Talladega Nights and
Anchorman. Directed by Adam McKay,
Step Brothers (which hits theaters on July 25) stars Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly as two competitive stepbrothers who must find a way to get along when their single parents get hitched. The three winners from this week will each receive one totally rad
Step Brothers poster. Throw it up on the wall; make your stepbrothers and sisters jealous! "I won this! Not you!" Sound off below ...
Read the official rules for this contestPosted Jul 11th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Action, Fandom, Contests, Insert Caption, Comic/Superhero/Geek, Remakes and Sequels, Hold the 'Fone
Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that makes us all Bat-crazy every Friday afternoon right here on
Cinematical! Last week we asked you to get your red on with a little Hellboy in honor of the big dude's return to the big screen this weekend in
Hellboy II: The Golden Army. Congrats to our three winners ... and perhaps Guillermo del Toro will use your ideas in the next installment. (Fresca's makin' a comeback!)
1. "Yep, there it is: 'May cause redness and swelling of appendages.'" --
Jordan B.2. "Even Hellboy later admitted that night might be a new record for worst case of 'Beer Goggles'". --
Chaz K.3. "I have to admit, Fresca doesn't really suit my personality." --
Dan N.See full image and all captionsWhy so serious? It's Friday, and I think it's quite obvious that this was the week you crazy captioners have been waiting for! Yup, the Bat is officially back ... and to celebrate we've got one heckuva prize package for the top three captions based on the photo below from
The Dark Knight (in theaters July 18). Give us your Gotham best, and you could walk away with one
Dark Knight moleskin journal with Joker card, one
Dark Knight black metal pen, one
Dark Knight ladies' tank, one
Dark Knight bracelet, one
Dark Knight military hat and one
Dark Knight mens' tee. Good luck! And don't forget to check back next week to see who won ... same Bat-time, same Bat-channel.
Read the official rules for this contestPosted Jul 4th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Fandom, Contests, Insert Caption
Welcome back to another funtastic, Americana edition of Insert Caption -- the game where you don't need fireworks to blow our minds. Last week we asked you to step up to the mic with some dope captions for a photo from
The Wackness. Congrats to Kurt P., who can now escape the summer heat and chill out with a new portable DVD player. We're jealous. We might stalk you Kurt. Be ready.
1. "Young couple seeks father figure, must have Hawaiian shirt, facial hair, and soft focus." --
Kurt P.See full image and all captions
This week we're celebrating our independence with a big, bad red dude named Hellboy. That's right! Guillermo del Toro, Hellboy and all his freak-ish friends are back to get their fight on in
Hellboy II: The Golden Army, and the winners behind our three favorite captions based on the photo below will slip away with one
Hellboy 2 t-shirt, one
Hellboy 2 hat, one
Hellboy 2 belt with buckle and one official
Hellboy 2 poster. It's hot as hell outside, and come July 11 (when
Hellboy 2 hits theaters), it'll get even hotter. Sound off critters!
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Posted Jun 27th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Comedy, Drama, Independent, Sony Classics, Fandom, Contests, Insert Caption
Welcome to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game that's so much more dope than it is wacked. Last week, we asked you to bend down, lean forward and give us your best captions for a photo from
The Love Guru. I don't know if you all brought in your own Caption Gurus (or if there was some other mystical power at work), but we received some of the most awesomest captions yet. Good job!
1. "This is hard to say, but the reason I called the four of you in to my office is to let you know that you are being downsized." --
Anthony G.2. "We're sorry, we thought this was a shrink's office." --
Kurt P.3. "Honey, I shrunk the agent." --
Suraj C.See full image and all captionsThis week, you're gonna have to bring out those mad skillz for a movie that's hotter than a McSkillet, ya dig? (What does that even mean?) Yup, we're shellin' out some lovin' for a little indie called
The Wackness, featuring mad rhymes, dope flava ... Josh Peck, Olivia Thirlby, Famke Janssen and Ben Kingsley. Holla! But check it: One grand prize winner will take away a ridiculous
Sony DVP-FX820 portable DVD player. Word. Seriously, though,
The Wackness is a blast -- great soundtrack, fun movie, take your friends, the whole nine. Flick hits theaters on July 3. Sound off punks!
Read the official rules for this contestPosted Jun 20th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Fandom, Contests, Insert Caption
Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game where you don't have to be a guru in order to win fabulous movie-related prizes. Last week, we asked you to point, laugh and get your caption on with a photo of two heads (belonging to Steve Carell and Anne Hathaway) from the film
Get Smart. And that you did! Congrats go out to
David R. for turning us on
and off in the same sentence.
1. "That better be your shoe-phone, Max." --
David R.2. "Um, I think we are just about in over our heads." --
Cherlyn3. "I told you the Marie Antoinette spa treatment was a bad idea!!" --
Tim
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This week, we're searching for a little love (and advice) from Guru Pitka (
Mike Myers) in
The Love Guru. Our old friend returns to live-action comedy with this flick about a self-help guru who travels from India to the states to help a star hockey player whose wife left him for a rival athlete. Sound familiar? Have you found yourself in a similar romantic squabble as of late? And are you seeking advice from all the wrong people (like that guy with the wooden leg who keeps asking to square off against you in a game of naked Twister)? Well, look no further my fellow caption-ers, because the three winners from this week will prance away with one
The Love Guru Guru Pitka magic 8- ball action figure (pictured right, click to enlarge). This way, next time trouble comes knocking at your heart, you'll have your own personal guru to help steer you in the right direction. Sound off below ...
Read the official rules for this contestPosted Jun 13th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Fandom, Contests, Insert Caption
Welcome to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game we've heard actually gets you smarter-er! Last week, we asked you to whip up a little somethin' somethin' for a photo from the new flick
Kung Fu Panda. And that you did! Congrats to
Tommy L. for reminding us that the game Duck Duck Goose amongst a group of animated Kung Fu fanatics might not be the best idea.
1. "I don't think we should play Duck Duck Goose. It just ... doesn't feel right." --
Tommy L.2. "So ... these pants do make me look fat, then." --
Mike Z.3. "Panda, this is an intervention. You're killing yourself with food!" --
BrianSee full image and all captionsThis week, we're calling in all our best agents for a very special Insert Caption for the movie
Get Smart (in theaters June 20). Dun dun dun! Starring
Steve Carell and
Anne Hathaway, we're looking at a big-screen remake of the popular '60s television series about two agents (one clumsy, one competent) who must battle the evil forces of KAOS in order to save the world. And for your part, three winners will take home one fingerprint kit, one globe beach ball, one
Get Smart mug, one pair of binoculars, one spinner key ring, one
Get Smart baseball cap, one
Get Smart journal and one push button. Think you have what it takes make us laugh? Well then, Agent Caption-er, sound off below ...
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Posted Jun 6th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Animation, Comedy, Fandom, Contests, Insert Caption, Hold the 'Fone
Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the online game that karate chops all its competition in half. Last week, we asked you to give us captions for a photo from the new creepy flick
The Strangers. Serious props go out to
Kristi S. for cracking us up with one of my personal favorite winning captions of 2008 so far. (And so what if I wound up Netflix-ing
Armageddon the other night because of Kristi? Is that so wrong?)
1. "Hurry up!!!
Armageddon is on TBS tonight and I don't wanna miss a thing!!!" --
Kristi S.2. "Liv: Take The Deal!
Scott: No Deal! No. Deal." --
Sam S.3. "Mr. Tyler, put down the ax and allow me to explain. SHE was the one hitting on ME." --
Dodd A.See full image and all captionsI don't know if you're aware, but this week everybody (including we here at
Cinematical) was kung fu fighting. Oh yes, those cats were fast as lightening. In fact, it was a little bit frightening. And ... I'll stop now.
Kung Fu Panda has finally arrived in theaters, and we're celebrating by handing one grand prize winner one cast-signed
Kung Fu Panda movie poster, one
Kung Fu Panda "I Can Find It" book, one stuffed "Po" plush, one pack of
Kung Fu Panda Hubba Bubba gum, one
Kung Fu Panda McDonalds Happy Meal toy, one
Kung Fu Panda "Tigress" pez dispenser and one HP/Kung Fu Panda activity CD. Phew. Get all that? Additionally, two runners-up will get the cast-signed movie poster. Sound off below kung fu caption-ers!
Read the official rules for this contestPosted May 30th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Fandom, Contests, Insert Caption, Hold the 'Fone
Welcome back to another fantastic edition of Insert Caption -- the game where you're totally allowed (and encouraged) to talk to strangers. Last week, we were hangin' with our girls from
Sex and the City, and asking you to send in your best captions for a photo of Carrie typing away with some ...
thing wrapped around her shoulders. Needless to say, creativity was a flowin'.
1. "Her transformation from socialite to yeti nearly complete, Carrie writes her final, twisted column." --
Jay J.2. "Note to self: New line of sweaters from Jimmy Choo - not so fabulous." --
Chia S.3. "I knew I would do anything for fashion, but drugging and shaving a Wampa might be over the line. I should have shaved an Ewok instead ... they're softer." --
Laura E.See full image and all captions
This week, we're throwing on our random, creepy masks and showing up to your house unannounced with a photo from the new freaky flick
The Strangers. Scott Speedman and Liv Tyler play a couple who are harassed (in more ways than one) by three complete strangers who pop up at their front door in the middle of the night. And if you don't leave a funny caption for this one ... well, let's not wait to see what happens. (I'm so not intimidating.) The winners of our three favorite captions will sneak away with one cast-signed
The Strangers movie poster. You know what comes next ...
Read the official rules for this contestPosted May 23rd 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Fandom, Contests, Insert Caption, Hold the 'Fone
Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game Carrie Bradshaw plays whenever she's all dressed up with nowhere to go (see photo below). Last week, we asked you folks to bring us back some funny captions from your trip to Narnia for
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian, and that you did! Congrats to Anthony G. for his inspired caption below ...
1. "According to Mapquest this is where the renaissance fair should be." --
Anthony G.2. "The interns on Dr. Moreau's island weren't quite sure what they got themselves into after putting on their new uniforms" --
Josh B.3. "Introducing the cast of
High School Musical: Braveheart Edition." --
Kirby H.See full image and all captionsThis week, we all have sex on the mind -- and I wonder why? Could it be because the gals from
Sex and the City are about to make their big-screen debut? I think mayyybe ... Since Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda are four
very special ladies in our lives, we decided to give away some very special gifts to those who provide us with the best captions for the photo below. That being said, one grand prize winner will receive one
Sex and the City Collector's Edition DVD set with all six seasons of the hit show, two different
Sex and the City movie posters and one
Sex and the City soundtrack. Meanwhile, two runners up will receive the two different posters and the
Sex and the City soundtrack (info on the soundtrack after the jump). Not bad, huh? The perfect foreplay before
Sex and the City arrives in theaters on May 30. Sound off below ...
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Posted May 16th 2008 4:01PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Action, Fandom, Family Films, Movie Marketing, Contests, Insert Caption, Hold the 'Fone
Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game
everyone in Narnia was talking about a thousand years from now! Last week we asked you to dust off that pimpin' fedora and come up with a caption for a photo from
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull -- which, for those who've been counting down the seconds (looks away in shame!), hits theaters in less than one week! Congrats to
Anthony T. (who won the first three Indiana Jones films on DVD) for a caption that was, well, a real hidden
treasure.
1. "We've finally made it to the tomb of the ... Goddammit Nicolas Cage!!!! What are you doing here?!!" --
Anthony T.2. "Unbeknownst to the two adventurers, the shadowy figure behind them had just enough silly string left to seal their doom..."
Sean A.3. "Geez, Dr. Jones. I know I told you I'd help you clean out your attic, but I'm going to need more than $10 an hour..." --
Pete M.See full image and all captionsThis week we're all returning to the land of Narnia in honor of the highly-anticipated sequel to
The Lion, the Witch and The Wardrobe:
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian. We're not asking you to take out the villains and save a prince, mind you, but we would like a funny caption for the photo below. In return, you see, three lucky winners will be awarded one
Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian cast-signed poster, one
Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian soundtrack and one
Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian illustrated "making of" book. You know the drill ...
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Posted May 9th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game where, in order to play, you need to
really hate snakes. Hate 'em! Last week we asked you to write funny captions for a photo from
Speed Racer, which hits theaters with a whole lotta color this weekend. Congrats to
Anthony M. for painting a very bizarre, yet hilarious picture in our heads. (We still love ya BK!)
1. "Reasons To Burn Rubber (#5): Family-operated Burger King drive through. Fast. Hot. Creepy." --
Anthony M.2. "Mario's Illegitimate Family..... (shhh, princess peach doesn't know)" --
Joshua B.3. "Just keep your hands at 10 and 2, buckle your seatbelt, and are you sure you don't want to put some clothes on?" --
Nathan T.
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This week, well, you may know this guy from somewhere. Can't place the face? Here, we'll help -- it starts with an 'Indiana' and ends with a 'Jones'. Put it together and you have one of this summer's most anticipated films -- not to mention we've been looking forward to this sequel for the past 20 years. But before
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull hits theaters on May 22, you're going to want to get reacquainted with an old friend -- and that's where we come in: The winners of our three favorite captions will take home one Indiana Jones The Adventure Collection DVD boxed set, which includes:
Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Temple of Doom &
The Last Crusade. That's it to the right; ain't it purty? (Click to enlarge.) In honor of our friend Indy, it's now time for you to start whippin' out those captions! Sound off below ...
Read the official rules for this contestPosted May 2nd 2008 4:32PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Action, Sports, Fandom, Family Films, Movie Marketing, Contests, Insert Caption, Comic/Superhero/Geek, Hold the 'Fone
Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game even Tony Stark would love if he wasn't a fictional character and completely made up. We're reversing the order of things for this installment; last week's winners are listed down below and after the jump, while this week's caption is, well, look down. Yup ...
Speed Racer time! And this week we're giving away sooo much, it's impossible to list it all without running out of gas, er, space. One grand prize winner will race away with one Limited edition
Speed Racer tool box loaded with a Soul Industry Tee, Hot Wheels 1:64 Mach 6, 1:64 Racer X, 1:24 Mach 5 and a Pullbax™ Mach 5; plus Speed and Racer X Lego Mini-figures, one
Speed Racer t-shirt and so much more. Additionally, two runners-up will take home a prize package containing more shirts, backpacks and lots of other goodies. See the official rules for complete details and sound off below ...
Read the official rules for this contestLast week, we asked you to give us your most creative captions for a photo from the new movie
Iron Man (which, in case you didn't know, is quickly becoming one of the best reviewed superhero movies of all time). In exchange for your words of wisdom, we decided to toss a brand new LG "the V" cell phone -- plus a super cool
Iron Man poster -- to 10 of you. 10! Why? Because we're completely out of our minds -- that's why! (And because we love our readers more than anything. Awww.) Congrats to our ten winners, listed below and after the jump.
1. "As you can see, Flavor Flav and I are now engaged." --
Nathan T.2. "That's right, it's all fun and games until someone trips and falls on a Lite Brite..." --
Eric W.3. "I want you to draw me like one of your French girls wearing this ... only this!" --
Martin E.See full image and all captionsContinue reading Insert Caption: Speed Racer
Posted Apr 25th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
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Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game Robert Downey Jr. and Gwyneth Paltrow might be addicted to (we don't know them personally, but we definitely have a hunch)! Last week, we asked you to give us your breas ... er, best captions for a photo from the new movie Baby Mama, which hits theaters today. Congrats to all three of our winners; your captions were a real tit hit around the office.
1. "Careful, Kid, you'll suck your eye out" -- Ross J.
2. "Be careful! When you've got milk goggles on, every baby looks cute." -- Nathan T.
3. "This is cool and all, but why not just buy the milk?" -- Lou T.
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Do you hear that? Smell it? Oh yes, it's summer -- and it's finally here (in movie form, that is)! This week on Insert Caption, we're gettin' our feet wet on a little film called Iron Man. You may have heard us talk about it once or twice before -- it's a small, character-driven piece about ... screw it -- it's friggin' IRON MAN! Now check this out: The 10 winning captions (yup, 10!) will fly away with one LG "the V" cell phone (pictured right, click to learn more) and one Iron Man poster. 10 phones. 10 posters. It's gonna be a BIG summer folks, so why not give away some equally-as-big prizes, right? We're exposing our round, shiny hearts to all of you in the hopes you'll reward us with humor in the comments below (we're such a cheap date) ...
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Posted Apr 18th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
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Welcome back to another fun-filled edition of Insert Caption -- the game
Totally Wicked Awesome Magazine called, "Delightful, Delicious and a Damn Good Time!" Last week we asked you to give us your bestest captions for a photo from this week's new release,
The Forbidden Kingdom -- starring Jackie Chan, Jet Li and some white kid, who, judging from the picture, is quite obviously stuck in the middle with you ... and I'm wondering what it is I should do. Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right ... okay, that's enough. Congrats to our three winners below ...
1. "The MPAA's ongoing battle with illegal movie downloads in China as an interpretive dance routine." --
Todd G.2. "This is my dance space, this is your dance space. Spaghetti arms!" --
Kathi F. 3. "Oh I know this! Wax on! Wax ggghhhhttt!" --
Paul R.See full image and all captionsAnd speaking of things stuck in the middle, this week we're catching up with our old
SNL pals Tina Fey and Amy Poehler as they prepare to launch their new comedy,
Baby Mama. The three winning captions this week will carry away one
Baby Mama poster, one
Baby Mama t-shirt, one
Baby Mama baseball hat and one
Baby Mama baby blanket. (One
Baby Mama baby unfortunately not included since you have to make that yourself.) Now push ... harder ... and sound off below!
Read the official rules for this contestPosted Apr 11th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Fandom, Contests, Insert Caption, Hold the 'Fone
Welcome to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game where we provide the photo and you provide the funny! Last week, we asked you to throw on your lamest Hawaiian t-shirt and give us your best captions for a photo from
Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Congrats to our three winners below for sharing their warmth, their passion, their creativity ... and their ability to conjure up a mental image of Jonah Hill on a spit. Our apologies to you Mr. Hill -- we still love ya man!
1. "I was speaking figuratively when I said I had a lot of baggage." --
Mike R.2. "Crap... I thought I ditched the Verizon guy at the pig roast!" --
Russell K.3. "They just put Jonah Hill on a spit and fired up the tiki torches. I'm outta here!" --
Andrew W.See full image and all captionsThis week, we're taking a trip back to ancient China for a visit with legendary martial arts stars
Jet Li and
Jackie Chan. Their new movie,
The Forbidden Kingdom, arrives in theaters on April 18 -- and ... I just feel so bad for that poor, innocent white kid right now. It'd be hard enough running into one of those guys in a dark alley -- imagine getting stuck between both AND you have to go to the bathroom
real bad? Ouch. The three lucky winners from this week will run (as fast as they can) away with one
Forbidden Kingdom poster, one pack of
Forbidden Kingdom trading cards, one box of green tea and one container of incense. Hmm, I smell a lot of captions this week ... and for some reason they smell like burnt roses with a splash of lemon vanilla? Sound off below ...
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