1. "I told you not to tease those spider monkeys, they'll come at you...well, like spider monkeys."

Posted at 4:15PM on Jul 18th 2008 by Matt

2. "Since when do you drink Diet Pepsi?"
"Since Pepsico bought this whole effing movie."

Posted at 4:18PM on Jul 18th 2008 by Mike Z.

3. You hit me in the ear!

Posted at 4:19PM on Jul 18th 2008 by Ben

4. That's what happens when you actually try to do the "Dew."

Posted at 4:19PM on Jul 18th 2008 by Kathi Fleming

5. Turns out "Have a Mountain Dew and a head wound" wasn't as good of an idea as "Have a Coke and a smile", though it did seem to catch on.

Posted at 4:20PM on Jul 18th 2008 by Mike

6. Think the video we just made will be featured on Youtube?

Posted at 4:34PM on Jul 18th 2008 by Brent Todd

7. Dude Van Gogh cut his own ear off to paint! Not his brothers!

Posted at 4:36PM on Jul 18th 2008 by Brent Todd

8. John: "I told you we shouldn't have challenged Batman."

Will: "Well if you would've taken out the joker first like we planned maybe the outcome would be different!"

Posted at 4:42PM on Jul 18th 2008 by kyle s

9. That is the last time we "Shake and Bake"!!!

Posted at 4:55PM on Jul 18th 2008 by Michael Records

10. Any time you say "Hey Ya'll, watch this!" I get hurt. Stop it already!

Posted at 5:02PM on Jul 18th 2008 by Kathi Fleming

11. Dude, isn't that the icepack i used on my balls last night?

Posted at 5:40PM on Jul 18th 2008 by icandigthat

12. Something tells me no one is going to buy our biopic of "Mike Tyson: Biter of Dreams" especially considering that both of us are white.

Posted at 6:29PM on Jul 18th 2008 by Beeslo

13. John: Hey bro, I don't think an ice pack will make the voices go away.
Will: Okay, now you're just sounding stupid.
John: Excuse me?
Will: You're just coming off stupid, that's all...

Posted at 7:46PM on Jul 18th 2008 by Sarah O.

14. When I put this to my ear I can hear the Dasani machine at work.

Posted at 7:53PM on Jul 18th 2008 by Todd G.

15. Your right, I can hear the little peas screaming as they are thawing out. Thats just wierd.

Posted at 8:10PM on Jul 18th 2008 by phatjam

16. A: I just realized. I can't do anymore "Your mom" jokes.
B: Man, you're right...

Posted at 9:17PM on Jul 18th 2008 by Dan N.

17. "I'm listening really hard like you said, but I CANNOT hear the artic!"

Posted at 9:20PM on Jul 18th 2008 by joho

18. Could we possibly fit any more advertisements in one frame of this movie?

Posted at 10:14PM on Jul 18th 2008 by MCW

19. I thought the studio would like the idea of Walk Hard II. Who knew they would get so angry!

Posted at 10:34PM on Jul 18th 2008 by clarkjd

20. Why do these peas smell like almonds.

Posted at 10:20AM on Jul 19th 2008 by Justin