Insert Caption: Hellboy 2
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Welcome back to another funtastic, Americana edition of Insert Caption -- the game where you don't need fireworks to blow our minds. Last week we asked you to step up to the mic with some dope captions for a photo from The Wackness. Congrats to Kurt P., who can now escape the summer heat and chill out with a new portable DVD player. We're jealous. We might stalk you Kurt. Be ready.
1. "Young couple seeks father figure, must have Hawaiian shirt, facial hair, and soft focus." -- Kurt P.
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This week we're celebrating our independence with a big, bad red dude named Hellboy. That's right! Guillermo del Toro, Hellboy and all his freak-ish friends are back to get their fight on in Hellboy II: The Golden Army, and the winners behind our three favorite captions based on the photo below will slip away with one Hellboy 2 t-shirt, one Hellboy 2 hat, one Hellboy 2 belt with buckle and one official Hellboy 2 poster. It's hot as hell outside, and come July 11 (when Hellboy 2 hits theaters), it'll get even hotter. Sound off critters!
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1. "Young couple seeks father figure, must have Hawaiian shirt, facial hair, and soft focus." -- Kurt P.See full image and all captions
This week we're celebrating our independence with a big, bad red dude named Hellboy. That's right! Guillermo del Toro, Hellboy and all his freak-ish friends are back to get their fight on in Hellboy II: The Golden Army, and the winners behind our three favorite captions based on the photo below will slip away with one Hellboy 2 t-shirt, one Hellboy 2 hat, one Hellboy 2 belt with buckle and one official Hellboy 2 poster. It's hot as hell outside, and come July 11 (when Hellboy 2 hits theaters), it'll get even hotter. Sound off critters!
Read the official rules for this contest
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7-04-2008 @ 4:37PM
jdog28 said...
"yep there it is. may cause redness and swelling of appendages"
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7-04-2008 @ 4:38PM
Todd G. said...
I don't care what you say, Zamfir's Flute Favorites cd is only worth ONE can of Red Bull.
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7-04-2008 @ 4:45PM
James B. said...
That cd doesn't change the fact that we've got issues. Here, have a beer. . .
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7-04-2008 @ 5:05PM
Brody83 said...
You think I'm better-looking than Batman, don't you?
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7-04-2008 @ 5:15PM
Jordan M. said...
I don't get it. It's just two regular joes enjoying each other's company and some fine beverages. Oh. The CD. That is weird, isn't it?
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7-04-2008 @ 5:15PM
Jordan M. said...
"I'm telling you, one can and you'll see it too....there's a guy with gills sitting next to me..."
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7-04-2008 @ 5:20PM
Jenny P. said...
I'm tellin' ya, two cans of this stuff and that John Tesh cd will sound like an angel's choir.
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7-04-2008 @ 5:21PM
Jirah said...
"You know I never loved your mother, right? Happy Thanksgiving to you to, junior"
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7-04-2008 @ 5:23PM
Sara Awesome said...
I'll need more than a six-pack if you want me to listen to Richard Marx...
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7-04-2008 @ 5:30PM
kingsley ume said...
"Hey, you know that the sugars in these things are carcinogenic? ah, the hell with it. "
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7-04-2008 @ 5:34PM
kingsley ume said...
"Abe, have you ever drown yourself in one of these....never mind.
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7-04-2008 @ 5:36PM
crazy duck said...
Hellboy "Wanna beer?"
Abe "No that's ok.I'm just gonna go lay face down in the tub and listen to my cd."
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7-04-2008 @ 7:24PM
Rich said...
Abe? Crap, I thought I brought Liz home from the bar...
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7-04-2008 @ 8:02PM
Ben B. said...
A couple of these babies, a bearskin rug next to a roaring fire, and some of my homemade massaging oils will make this night complete.
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7-04-2008 @ 8:02PM
molrak said...
Hellboy: "Relax Abe--I mean, who's ever heard of a fish that *doesn't* drink?"
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7-04-2008 @ 8:16PM
Brent Todd said...
What do you mean diet soda is bad for me?
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7-04-2008 @ 9:44PM
motomoto said...
Yeah, yeah yeah Abe, Tecate and Air Supply go great together. Now tell me this: Where the hell are your nipples?
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7-04-2008 @ 10:07PM
Jeff said...
You know back in my day our music came on wax cylinders.
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7-04-2008 @ 10:15PM
Christian said...
Hey, I'm gonna need at least another six pack before you put that CD in.
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7-04-2008 @ 10:51PM
Joshua dos Santos said...
We drink every time Rihanna says ella.
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