Insert Caption: Indiana Jones DVDs

Posted May 9th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Action, Fandom, Family Films, Movie Marketing, Contests, Insert Caption, Comic/Superhero/Geek, Remakes and Sequels, Hold the 'Fone

Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game where, in order to play, you need to really hate snakes. Hate 'em! Last week we asked you to write funny captions for a photo from Speed Racer, which hits theaters with a whole lotta color this weekend. Congrats to Anthony M. for painting a very bizarre, yet hilarious picture in our heads. (We still love ya BK!)

1. "Reasons To Burn Rubber (#5): Family-operated Burger King drive through. Fast. Hot. Creepy." -- Anthony M.

2. "Mario's Illegitimate Family..... (shhh, princess peach doesn't know)" -- Joshua B.

3. "Just keep your hands at 10 and 2, buckle your seatbelt, and are you sure you don't want to put some clothes on?" -- Nathan T.

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This week, well, you may know this guy from somewhere. Can't place the face? Here, we'll help -- it starts with an 'Indiana' and ends with a 'Jones'. Put it together and you have one of this summer's most anticipated films -- not to mention we've been looking forward to this sequel for the past 20 years. But before Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull hits theaters on May 22, you're going to want to get reacquainted with an old friend -- and that's where we come in: The winners of our three favorite captions will take home one Indiana Jones The Adventure Collection DVD boxed set, which includes: Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Temple of Doom & The Last Crusade. That's it to the right; ain't it purty? (Click to enlarge.) In honor of our friend Indy, it's now time for you to start whippin' out those captions! Sound off below ...

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1. "Yes this is where i left your mother,(ahem) thirty years ago."

Posted at 1:50PM on May 9th 2008 by Philliop Stacy

2. Harrison: And this is where I keep the last good movie I ever made.

Shia:....You consider Hollywood Homicide a good movie?

Posted at 9:35AM on May 12th 2008 by kyle41388

3. Can you believe it?! We start out looking for a crystal skull and end up finding Shelob's nest!

Posted at 4:11PM on May 9th 2008 by Nick

4. Harrison - "Shia, you should just be thankful you're not a CGI character. Right, George?"

Posted at 4:14PM on May 9th 2008 by Matt

5. "Will you guys hurry up? If we don't get there soon, Nicholas Cage and that funny-looking guy are going beat us to the punch!"

Posted at 4:15PM on May 9th 2008 by Matt

6. They're making another Indiana Jones movie?

Posted at 4:16PM on May 9th 2008 by Jeremy

7. Just to let you know the maid hasn't been around for a while, so dont freak out.

Posted at 4:16PM on May 9th 2008 by Joshua

8. Man, it looks like this place hasn't been used in the last 19 years.

Posted at 4:17PM on May 9th 2008 by Sam

9. And this is the spider room Wutt, we call it that because you can easily climb the walls. The webs are just a weird coincidence.

Posted at 4:20PM on May 9th 2008 by Joshua

10. Our heroes emerge from Zsa Zsa Gabor's vagina.

Posted at 4:20PM on May 9th 2008 by Jay B

11. And this is the spider room Mutt, we call it that because you can easily climb the walls. The webs are just a weird coincidence.

Posted at 4:22PM on May 9th 2008 by Joshua

12. "Spiders?! I hate spiders!" ... "Wait, hold on, didn't it use to be snakes?"

Posted at 4:25PM on May 9th 2008 by Ben

13. Watch your step. The Temple of Carnies is protected by 2000-year-old cotton candy.

Posted at 4:34PM on May 9th 2008 by Nathan

14. This is where careeers go and die, kid. Just watch your step.

Posted at 4:37PM on May 9th 2008 by Dave

15. Harrison - "So you're saying you had a car that transformed into a robot and.. it pees on people!"

Posted at 4:37PM on May 9th 2008 by Kevin

16. As Indiana Jones entered, the temple suddenly became even older.

Posted at 4:38PM on May 9th 2008 by Nathan

17. Wait kid, TOUCH EVERYTHING and clean it before mom gets back.

Posted at 4:44PM on May 9th 2008 by Elevator

18. Indy: "So if I work out 3 times a week for 20 minutes a day,I too can be Luh Buff?"

Posted at 4:45PM on May 9th 2008 by crazy duck

19. The sad part is, old Indy thought he was taking them to the grocery store.

Posted at 4:46PM on May 9th 2008 by Jordan

20. Dad, I saw this in Goonies, the floor collapses under us...

Posted at 4:47PM on May 9th 2008 by Rich

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