Welcome back to another edition of Insert Caption -- the game Robert Downey Jr. and Gwyneth Paltrow might be addicted to (we don't know them personally, but we definitely have a hunch)! Last week, we asked you to give us your breas ... er, best captions for a photo from the new movie Baby Mama, which hits theaters today. Congrats to all three of our winners; your captions were a real tit hit around the office.
1. "Careful, Kid, you'll suck your eye out" -- Ross J.
2. "Be careful! When you've got milk goggles on, every baby looks cute." -- Nathan T.
3. "This is cool and all, but why not just buy the milk?" -- Lou T.
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Do you hear that? Smell it? Oh yes, it's summer -- and it's finally here (in movie form, that is)! This week on Insert Caption, we're gettin' our feet wet on a little film called Iron Man. You may have heard us talk about it once or twice before -- it's a small, character-driven piece about ... screw it -- it's friggin' IRON MAN! Now check this out: The 10 winning captions (yup, 10!) will fly away with one LG "the V" cell phone (pictured right, click to learn more) and one Iron Man poster. 10 phones. 10 posters. It's gonna be a BIG summer folks, so why not give away some equally-as-big prizes, right? We're exposing our round, shiny hearts to all of you in the hopes you'll reward us with humor in the comments below (we're such a cheap date) ...
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(Page 1)2. hear i stand bearing my heart and soul to you, and you just stand there, give me a hug you fool.
Posted at 7:19PM on Apr 26th 2008 by ray
3. -Holy crap, is that thing real, its amazing!!!
-Yeah... that's what she said.
Posted at 4:11PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Michael Martelli Jr
4. the guys at radio shack told me it would go away on its own if i left it alone, but it looks like they missed the boat on this one.
Posted at 4:11PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Matt
5. As you can see, Flavor Flav and I are now engaged.
Posted at 4:12PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Nathan
6. i told you my third nipple was weird.
Posted at 4:12PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Matt
7. Just in case I've fallen and I can't get up.
Posted at 4:15PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Astin
8. 1)Tony was drunk when it was suggested he wear his heart on his sleeve.
2) I think you're going to need more than acne cream.
Posted at 4:15PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Christian
9. Resistance is futile.
Posted at 4:15PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Astin
10. New from iRobot! The Choomba - chest-hair shaving robots!
Posted at 4:17PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Astin
11. These court-ordered monitors are getting more invasive every time I need one...!
Posted at 4:20PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Ross
12. You thought my chest was sculpted, you should be my package!
Posted at 4:21PM on Apr 25th 2008 by The X Factor
13. Shoe phone? Maxwell Smart WISHES he had the chest phone.
Posted at 4:21PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Astin
14. edit: You thought my chest was sculpted, you should see my package!
Posted at 4:22PM on Apr 25th 2008 by The X Factor
15. I know what you're thinking, but you have to see the big picture. Imagine that around this disc is a whole big red and yellow metal costume! So, are you interested in investing?
Posted at 4:23PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Astin
16. No wiring required, Stick-N-Click lightbulbs go anywhere. Ideal for cupboards, closets, attics, sheds, vehicles, chests and more.
Posted at 4:23PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Aaron Mattern
17. Yeah, my mom was human but my dad was an Autobot.
Posted at 4:24PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Jerel
18. I just got it fixed again(!)..this is the fourth time I've gotten the RROD! Damn M$!
Posted at 4:27PM on Apr 25th 2008 by AH
19. It's the latest in bling.
Posted at 4:30PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Joel Mulder
20. You gotta get one of these, Dude. No "Asian-American" would dare piss on your rug again.
Posted at 4:34PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Randall









1. seriously, i didn't even want a stupid pacemaker and you give me this!
Posted at 4:09PM on Apr 25th 2008 by Matt