Insert Caption: Baby Mama

Posted Apr 18th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Fandom, Movie Marketing, Contests, Insert Caption, Hold the 'Fone

Welcome back to another fun-filled edition of Insert Caption -- the game Totally Wicked Awesome Magazine called, "Delightful, Delicious and a Damn Good Time!" Last week we asked you to give us your bestest captions for a photo from this week's new release, The Forbidden Kingdom -- starring Jackie Chan, Jet Li and some white kid, who, judging from the picture, is quite obviously stuck in the middle with you ... and I'm wondering what it is I should do. Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right ... okay, that's enough. Congrats to our three winners below ...

1. "The MPAA's ongoing battle with illegal movie downloads in China as an interpretive dance routine." -- Todd G.

2. "This is my dance space, this is your dance space. Spaghetti arms!" -- Kathi F.

3. "Oh I know this! Wax on! Wax ggghhhhttt!" -- Paul R.

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And speaking of things stuck in the middle, this week we're catching up with our old SNL pals Tina Fey and Amy Poehler as they prepare to launch their new comedy, Baby Mama. The three winning captions this week will carry away one Baby Mama poster, one Baby Mama t-shirt, one Baby Mama baseball hat and one Baby Mama baby blanket. (One Baby Mama baby unfortunately not included since you have to make that yourself.) Now push ... harder ... and sound off below!

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Reader Comments

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1. "no, you can only hear the silicon waves if you hold them up to your ears"

Posted at 4:11PM on Apr 18th 2008 by Matt

2. you should always thoroughly inspect a dual-water bong before you buy it.

Posted at 4:13PM on Apr 18th 2008 by Matt

3. "No, really -- she's just uploading tonight's episode of 'Mascara.'"

Posted at 4:26PM on Apr 18th 2008 by David

4. How many times do i have to tell you. Those are your eyes not your boobs!

Posted at 4:33PM on Apr 18th 2008 by WARBRINGER DOOM

5. "Careful, Kid, you'll suck your eye out"

Posted at 4:42PM on Apr 18th 2008 by Ross

6. Be careful! When you've got milk goggles on, every baby looks cute.

Posted at 5:15PM on Apr 18th 2008 by Nathan

7. Tina was already drafting up the press release for when Amy was toapologize for her off-kilter Ray Charles impression.

Posted at 5:17PM on Apr 18th 2008 by William Goss

8. Tina waited with baited breath for the instructor to turn on the pumps. Would her eyeballs really be sucked out of her socket? You can learn so much at birthing seminars!

Posted at 5:30PM on Apr 18th 2008 by Kathi Fleming

9. Ron Jeremy sent them over and for the life of me I have no idea what they're used for.

Posted at 5:54PM on Apr 18th 2008 by Todd G.

10. I'm thinking of trying out for Wall-e 2

Posted at 6:43PM on Apr 18th 2008 by Rick

11. I'm not putting these on my breasts! That'd hurt!

Posted at 7:51PM on Apr 18th 2008 by Brad B

12. "Wow, these things are doing exactly what this movie is going to do to audiences!"

Posted at 8:27PM on Apr 18th 2008 by Max

13. Little did she know, the teleportation pod that she had entered had a brestfeeding fly in it. These Pumps were the first stage of the treansformation

Posted at 10:24PM on Apr 18th 2008 by Vincent

14. Are these the same pumps they used to suck the funny out of SNL?

Posted at 11:12PM on Apr 18th 2008 by jake

15. My eyes! The goggles....they do nothing!

Posted at 11:59PM on Apr 18th 2008 by Kurifurisan

16. Mmmm, delicious eye-milk.

Posted at 12:44AM on Apr 19th 2008 by Stephen Mergele

17. This is cool and all, but why not just buy the milk?

Posted at 4:51AM on Apr 19th 2008 by loutang82

18. 'It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye'

Posted at 11:14AM on Apr 19th 2008 by Chaz King

19. Hey Tina, I don't get it. Why do they call these the 'Best' pumps?
Amy you twit! That's 'BREAST' with an 'R'.

Posted at 11:15AM on Apr 19th 2008 by Chaz King

20. "Now, students, are you all taking notes?"

"Our subject today is this blonde lady who seems to be trying to milk her eyes. She is doing it wrong. Now, women, proceed with taking your shirts off and we will all learn the proper way to use these extraordinary devices!"

Posted at 3:53PM on Apr 19th 2008 by LiqwidZero

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