1. "It's not so much that he talks, dear, but that he's actually talking about NOTHING!" -- David L.
2. "Yes, I get it dear, "Bee Mine." But this, this is my freakin' Valentine's Day
gift???" -- Eric S.
3. "I'm sorry sweetie, were you talking? I was just thinking about my enormous chin." -- Eric A.
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This week we have something very cool (and healthy!) in store for you. Not only will you get to take home a copy of the brand spanking new Atonement DVD (out March 18), but one lucky winner will also ride away with super cool his and hers beach cruisers (as pictured below -- click to enlarge)! With only a few months before summer hits, why not make it so you'll be hittin' the beach in style. Check 'em out folks ...
... now all you have to do is give us your most wittiest caption for the photo below from the hit Oscar-winning movie Atonement, starring the very lovely Keira Knightley and equally as lovely James McAvoy (guys can be lovely if they have an accent, right?). Remember, Atonement hits DVD on March 18. Now sound off below ...
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1. Girl - witty English observation.
Guy - witty English double entendre.
Girl - witty English retort.
Guy - witty English come-on.
Girl - (frustrated) witty English refusal.
And....scene.
Posted at 4:17PM on Mar 14th 2008 by matt